Scott Stallings lost all hope, in Bob's old tournament, when he suffered from the worst gag at a Bill Clinton sponsored event since Monika Lewinsky. Oh, the Humana(ty)!!! Fortunately, most of us were watching football, so we were spared the visuals; except, maybe, Wilson and Duncan who might have thought that they had a valuable early season win within their grasp. Or, perhaps, Shank a Lot, who ended up getting no Lovey when Charles Howell III got stranded in a small desert bunker, tuned in. Nevertheless, I heard a rumour that Tour De Golf might have flipped channels to come-out and watch their man Brian Gay take it all in the end.
Standings
1. Tour De Golf $1,747,736
2. Team Devlin $1,631,887
3. Trail Smokeaters $1,478,784
4. Dead Yanks $1,118,794
5. Team MacKay $922,264
6. Queen Ruby Duby $908,293
7. Shanks a Lot $861,892
8. Sun Devils $837,092
9. Witnits $813,516
10. Wilson/Duncan $807,118
11. UGC T-Birds $598,280
12. On the Fringe $562,784
13. Cork Soakers $545,389
14. Grey Geese $519,197
15. Team Venables $507,026
16. Deringer/Owens $393,285
17. Stanyer et al. $358,674
18. Kettleson/Jones $312,990
19. One Putts $199,478
20. Swoopsters $140,230
I think we have to send Thurton Howell over to Monica to learn how to finish. Smoker
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