Sunday 20 January 2013

Wilson and Duncan, I Feel Your Pain

Thanks for the memories?

Scott Stallings lost all hope, in Bob's old tournament, when he suffered from the worst gag at a Bill Clinton sponsored event since Monika Lewinsky. Oh, the Humana(ty)!!!  Fortunately, most of us were watching football, so we were spared the visuals; except, maybe, Wilson and Duncan who might have thought that they had a valuable early season win within their grasp.  Or, perhaps, Shank a Lot, who ended up getting no Lovey when Charles Howell III got stranded in a small desert bunker, tuned in.  Nevertheless, I heard a rumour that Tour De Golf might have flipped channels to come-out and watch their man Brian Gay take it all in the end.

 
Standings
 
1.  Tour De Golf  $1,747,736
2.  Team Devlin  $1,631,887
3.  Trail Smokeaters  $1,478,784
4.  Dead Yanks  $1,118,794
5.  Team MacKay  $922,264
6.  Queen Ruby Duby  $908,293
7.  Shanks a Lot  $861,892
8.  Sun Devils  $837,092
9.  Witnits  $813,516
10.  Wilson/Duncan  $807,118
11.  UGC T-Birds  $598,280
12.  On the Fringe  $562,784
13.  Cork Soakers  $545,389
14.  Grey Geese  $519,197
15.  Team Venables  $507,026
16.  Deringer/Owens  $393,285
17.  Stanyer et al.  $358,674
18.  Kettleson/Jones  $312,990
19.  One Putts  $199,478
20.  Swoopsters  $140,230
 
 
 
 

1 comment:

  1. I think we have to send Thurton Howell over to Monica to learn how to finish. Smoker

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